they say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend
(Source: bromar, via fake-mermaid)
me: hey dude can i borrow that game
friend: *nervously looks into kinect camera* uh.. no.. why don't you just buy it at full retail price
me: why are you so sweaty
friend: *points at kinect* it's watching us..
every character in the show had ron and kim as their otp
(Source: possiblegifs, via suicideisjustthebeginningg)
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
(via swag-nostic)
(Source: hayleythehatter, via thespace-war-lord)
